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I Eat Kids and Other Songs for Rebellious Children

Barry Louis Polisar

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  Name Artist Time Price  
1 He Eats Asparagus Barry Louis Polisar 2:54 $0.99 View In iTunes
2 I'm a 3-Toed Triple Eyed Double-Jointed Dinosaur Barry Louis Polisar 2:13 $0.99 View In iTunes
3 I Don't Brush My Teeth Barry Louis Polisar 3:33 $0.99 View In iTunes
4 My Dentist Is an Awfully Nice Man Barry Louis Polisar 2:36 $0.99 View In iTunes
5 I Eat Kids Barry Louis Polisar 1:50 $0.99 View In iTunes
6 I Need You Like a Donut Needs a Hole Barry Louis Polisar 1:53 $0.99 View In iTunes
7 I Never Did Like You Anyhow Barry Louis Polisar 1:41 $0.99 View In iTunes
8 To Mommy Barry Louis Polisar 1:32 $0.99 View In iTunes
9 Shut Up In the Library Barry Louis Polisar 2:36 $0.99 View In iTunes
10 I Don't Believe You're Going to the Bathroom Barry Louis Polisar 1:54 $0.99 View In iTunes
11 I Sneaked Into the Kitchen In the Middle of the Night Barry Louis Polisar 2:33 $0.99 View In iTunes
12 Fred Barry Louis Polisar 2:38 $0.99 View In iTunes
13 I've Got a Teacher, She's So Mean Barry Louis Polisar 2:37 $0.99 View In iTunes
14 Me and You Barry Louis Polisar 2:17 $0.99 View In iTunes
15 Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around Barry Louis Polisar 1:10 $0.99 View In iTunes
16 When Suzie Sneezed Barry Louis Polisar 2:52 $0.99 View In iTunes
17 My Friend Jake Barry Louis Polisar 4:19 $0.99 View In iTunes
18 Early Sunday Morning Barry Louis Polisar 2:53 $0.99 View In iTunes
19 Louder Barry Louis Polisar 2:11 $0.99 View In iTunes

Album Review

He is an acquired taste. Parents are generally left out, and he sings extremely silly songs to younger children. Parents, on the other hand, do get to watch their children laugh wildly at songs about full diapers, nose picking, and other not-quite-so-graphic subjects. There's no great attempt to educate or stretch a young mind. It's lowest-common-denominator fun. You can tell by the titles that these recordings bear a strong relationship to each other.

Recent Customer Reviews

What on Earth?
     
by chrsnorbt

This is not a review but more or less a story. I was looking for "Fluffy" from "Nick and Nora's infinite, but never mentioned in complete, playlist". I thought for some reason Fluffy was Kimya Dawson from the "Moldy Peaches" and must have got that confused with "Juno". Anyways, I was going through the songs on it and have discovered yet again another artifact of greatness from the late sixties and seventies. I am starting to believe that all the great forms of music we have now all came from that period. I love this guy. Dear lord is this something to be listened to again and again. Just completely silly and totally overlooked. I will definitely be making a mix of his stuff for my daughter. Especially on those long rides.

This guy is phsyco
     
by BANANABABE234

He's crazy, but funny!

For the Next Generation
     
by mu6al

This incredible songwriter came to my school and gave a concert when I was in the eighth grade in 1991. Even though I was "too old," I thought, for kiddie music, I bought a cassette tape that day and listened and listened and played some for my students when I became an elementary music teacher. They laughed almost as much as I did and still do and I am delighted to see him available on iTunes for sharing with the next generation!

I Eat Kids and Other Songs for Rebellious Children, Barry Louis Polisar
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